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Old 05-14-2005, 01:30 AM   #11
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How many Blonde jokes are there?

None, because they're all true.
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How many guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3 , one to screw it in, and 2 to help him brag about the screwing part.
How many women does it take 2 screw in a light bulb?

none...they just b**** about it till a man does it..

"runs and hides"

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How many guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3 , one to screw it in, and 2 to help him brag about the screwing part.
How many women does it take 2 screw in a light bulb?

none...they just b**** about it till a man does it..

"runs and hides"

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Hillary and Bill walked into a bar. Hillary got a bruise on her waist Monica fractured her skull.
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WOMEN'* *** SIZE STUDY

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses!
I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their *** is too fat...

10% of women think their *** is too skinny...

The other 5% say that they don't care; they love him, he'* a good man, and
they would have married him anyway...
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