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Old 10-07-2004, 01:06 AM   #1
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining
to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling her it'* not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with
a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

How long will this take?", she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years." he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again....
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hahahahaha good one
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Too funny!!!!
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hahahahahahaahh good one Bill
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Oldie, but goodie

Watch who you tell that one around, you could also need therapy


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Have to remember that one for the girl friend when she complains....lol
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hehehe, funny one Bill
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