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Old 03-23-2007, 01:15 AM   #1
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Innocence and a slanted story by a small town press

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another
race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'* a$$ OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'* a$$.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:


The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so
she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS a$$ FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER a$$ IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas ... the Bishop was buried the next day, the Pastor was brought up on charges of indecency, the Nun was sent to a convent in Uganda and the paper was nominated for a Pulitzer.
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