Enough said

exactly where r u gonna put it on the ssei???

I want a plaque for the dash (that looks good) that says "Warning: Do not extend arms out windows or sunroof at speeds above 130 mph".

Mine will say, "I swerve and hit people at random"

Mine will say "Please do not feed the leather."
Or maybe "Relax, it'll all be over soon."

The guy I commute to work with only really gets nervous when we nearly get killed by an SUV driver not looking and then laughing at us.... and I say "F'it...it'* insured" (Bllleeeeep) rest of story not allowed.

Plus..I don't suggest following that example. Defensive driving is the way to go and the way I avoided getting run over by her when she changed lanes w/o looking.

My parents have a little plaque in their 81 Vette that says "Sit Down, Shut Up, and Hold On"

...even though my Bonne could have toasted it.