A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

my nuts hurt already....I'm only 32!

Good one, I snickered a bit.

Dan'* snickering about nuts, he must have been eating a snickers. Ha!