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Old 01-26-2010, 11:22 PM   #1
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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my nuts hurt already....I'm only 32!
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Good one, I snickered a bit.
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Dan'* snickering about nuts, he must have been eating a snickers. Ha!
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