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Old 03-24-2010, 07:39 PM
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'



The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister.. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'


The nun said, 'I understand completely.'



The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:05 PM
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That'* a new one to me, and a good one to. haha
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Hmm yea I think that one might be a repost. Still good
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Just got it in an email. Thought it might be, but worthy anyway,,
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I haven't heard that one before. Me likey!
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hahahaha i heard that one when i was in!!!
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In a Nuns outfit? Shaaaaaaaame.
Must have been a sight with one of those guns under each arm.
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ya she queefed it scared me so i pulled the triggers no more nun hehehehe
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hahahahha
awesome!!! hahhaha
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