I think I heard this one before, But......
 

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'



The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister.. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'


The nun said, 'I understand completely.'



The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'

That's a new one to me, and a good one to. haha

Hmm yea I think that one might be a repost. Still good

Just got it in an email. Thought it might be, but worthy anyway,,

good chuckle!

I haven't heard that one before. Me likey!

hahahaha i heard that one when i was in!!!

In a Nuns outfit? Shaaaaaaaame.
Must have been a sight with one of those guns under each arm. :w3

ya she queefed it scared me so i pulled the triggers no more nun hehehehe

hahahahha
awesome!!! hahhaha