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Old 02-21-2010, 11:01 PM   #31
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Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the The Oxford Eagle Newspaper in OXFORD, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."


The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he'* dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.

They're overseeing the Bailout Program.


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Old 02-21-2010, 11:03 PM   #32
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MOOOOOOOOOOO......Those panties would be way to big for you John!

WOW!!!!! Has she been eating over at Brittany'*??? Or maybe w/ Chirstie Alley'*
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Who do you prefer- Nora Jones or Bioance????

Neither. It'* all about thin, tall, and blonde for me. I know Paris is a ****, but I just dont care!!!
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:07 PM   #34
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Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the The Oxford Eagle Newspaper in OXFORD, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."


The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he'* dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.

They're overseeing the Bailout Program.


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Now thats nice....
I have that poster hanging up in my living room.

I thought this G-Point mouse looked good.
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:16 PM   #36
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DAM!!! I like that mouse, but doesn't it look like a ,..... you know. HAHAHAHA!

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That is a funny mouse
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It'* pretty weak going on a posting spree to get count up John.

Admit it.. you don't post enough to hang with the big dog... (Dan)

I say Dan because with all the stuff he does for this forum...soon he'll probably breeze right by and I won't really notice. (unless he already did?)
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You of all people to throw down the ***** card!. Hey, I noticed my post count was approaching 10k and thought it a humorous way to spur some talk on a very dead Sunday. Dans ran right over me with all his Mechanical help here to the great benefit of the entire Club. I just don't have the time with all I have on my internet table. Come by turbododge and try to just keep up with reading the posts.

Hey! Look! 53 to go. I'm getting out the Scotch.
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Don't waste your time getting scotch. Get out there and post.

Holy cow.. I mowed right past 40K and didn't notice.
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