THAT Was Funny. And hard to explain to fellow office workers.

Gxp V,

Did you quit wearing the panties Jessica Simpson gave you?

Here you go

Youngins....Pffft more like you old 'uns liking it too plain and simple

NOPE! They are a little tight, but I have fond memories of taking them off her w/ my teeth!.

Now thats nice....

MOOOOOOOOOOO......Those panties would be way to big for you John!

My wife thinks she has a great voice..... LMAO

GXP V,

Who do you prefer- Nora Jones or Bioance????

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the The Oxford Eagle Newspaper in OXFORD, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."


The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he'* dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.

They're overseeing the Bailout Program.

GXP V,

Since you are on the net quite a but, have you checked out pandora.com ?

My wife and I absolutely love it...