I must say...
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Originally Posted by theJMFC
Dude, that'* just wrong... It'* like saying "You're grandma'* hot", or something else very very wrong.
Can you say
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J/K, ford guy.
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whats so wrong about expressing my love for the perfect blue oval?
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Time for a bedtime story: The history of the Blue Oval.
Once upon a time, there was a small car company named Ford. They made cars that the people could afford, and that made the people happy. They were sick of their horses, but too lazy to ride their bikes, or harness their kids up to rickshaws like the Chinese did. And so the happy people bought these newfangled horseless carridges in droves. One day though, a peasant discovered that his new car sucked hardcore. Soon others made this same discovery, and Henry Ford, the owner of this car company, began to recieve complaints. Henry was deeply disturbed by this. He went to his lead engineer and asked him what was wrong, and why his cars sucked hardcore while the new Chevrolet, Buick, and Oldsmobile cars were so freeking awesome. The engineer, a wise and honest fellow, put aside all concern for his job, and simply circled the problem in blue paint. Henry Ford, not understanding that this was an answer to his previous question, and being somewhat ADD, decided that this was a great idea! He mandated that all new Fords would have this new, cutting edge, blue-oval-around-the-"ford" styling. Thus, all Fords now have a blue oval, and they still suck hardcore. The End.
Once upon a time, there was a small car company named Ford. They made cars that the people could afford, and that made the people happy. They were sick of their horses, but too lazy to ride their bikes, or harness their kids up to rickshaws like the Chinese did. And so the happy people bought these newfangled horseless carridges in droves. One day though, a peasant discovered that his new car sucked hardcore. Soon others made this same discovery, and Henry Ford, the owner of this car company, began to recieve complaints. Henry was deeply disturbed by this. He went to his lead engineer and asked him what was wrong, and why his cars sucked hardcore while the new Chevrolet, Buick, and Oldsmobile cars were so freeking awesome. The engineer, a wise and honest fellow, put aside all concern for his job, and simply circled the problem in blue paint. Henry Ford, not understanding that this was an answer to his previous question, and being somewhat ADD, decided that this was a great idea! He mandated that all new Fords would have this new, cutting edge, blue-oval-around-the-"ford" styling. Thus, all Fords now have a blue oval, and they still suck hardcore. The End.
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Originally Posted by theJMFC
Time for a bedtime story: The history of the Blue Oval.
Once upon a time, there was a small car company named Ford. They made cars that the people could afford, and that made the people happy. They were sick of their horses, but too lazy to ride their bikes, or harness their kids up to rickshaws like the Chinese did. And so the happy people bought these newfangled horseless carridges in droves. One day though, a peasant discovered that his new car sucked hardcore. Soon others made this same discovery, and Henry Ford, the owner of this car company, began to recieve complaints. Henry was deeply disturbed by this. He went to his lead engineer and asked him what was wrong, and why his cars sucked hardcore while the new Chevrolet, Buick, and Oldsmobile cars were so freeking awesome. The engineer, a wise and honest fellow, put aside all concern for his job, and simply circled the problem in blue paint. Henry Ford, not understanding that this was an answer to his previous question, and being somewhat ADD, decided that this was a great idea! He mandated that all new Fords would have this new, cutting edge, blue-oval-around-the-"ford" styling. Thus, all Fords now have a blue oval, and they still suck hardcore. The End.
Once upon a time, there was a small car company named Ford. They made cars that the people could afford, and that made the people happy. They were sick of their horses, but too lazy to ride their bikes, or harness their kids up to rickshaws like the Chinese did. And so the happy people bought these newfangled horseless carridges in droves. One day though, a peasant discovered that his new car sucked hardcore. Soon others made this same discovery, and Henry Ford, the owner of this car company, began to recieve complaints. Henry was deeply disturbed by this. He went to his lead engineer and asked him what was wrong, and why his cars sucked hardcore while the new Chevrolet, Buick, and Oldsmobile cars were so freeking awesome. The engineer, a wise and honest fellow, put aside all concern for his job, and simply circled the problem in blue paint. Henry Ford, not understanding that this was an answer to his previous question, and being somewhat ADD, decided that this was a great idea! He mandated that all new Fords would have this new, cutting edge, blue-oval-around-the-"ford" styling. Thus, all Fords now have a blue oval, and they still suck hardcore. The End.
reminds me of that one time i woke up in a dumpster with a hangover, wearing nothing but a pink tutu.
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Originally Posted by rjolly87
reminds me of that one time i woke up in a dumpster with a hangover, wearing nothing but a pink tutu.
I mean... um... I don't know anything about that. We've never met.
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Originally Posted by rjolly87
reminds me of that one time i woke up in a dumpster with a hangover, wearing nothing but a pink tutu.
I mean... um... I don't know anything about that. We've never met.
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Originally Posted by theJMFC
Dude, that'* just wrong... It'* like saying "You're grandma'* hot", or something else very very wrong.
Can you say ?
J/K, ford guy.
Can you say
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Originally Posted by rjolly87
Originally Posted by theJMFC
Originally Posted by rjolly87
reminds me of that one time i woke up in a dumpster with a hangover, wearing nothing but a pink tutu.
I mean... um... I don't know anything about that. We've never met.
I'm not Gay. And I didn't really put Ford Boy in a dumpster wearing a tutu.
Being fully dressed in a Ford Tempo is embarassment enough...
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Originally Posted by theJMFC
Dude, that'* just wrong... It'* like saying "You're grandma'* hot", or something else very very wrong.
Can you say ?
J/K, ford guy.
Can you say
?J/K, ford guy.