…their straws are so big. It’* like drinking Coke through a culvert. Ahhh.

Their 2 for $1 apple pies

Crack users love them too for that very reason: the large diameter allows for maximum flow of the "goods".

Straw theft is a major problem at McDonald'* in high drug use areas.

I hate McDonalds' big straws, since I tend to drink alot when I eat, and one or 2 drinks for me, it'* gone.

Well, THAT explains the plain brown Crown Vic with the two guys in suits that'* been following me since I swiped an extra straw from Mac'*. I thought they were going to make me pony up the $0.025 for the stolen straw. I had no idea they were lookin' to bust my honkey a$$! I just wanted to roll it up and pop it.

Mmmmm Apple Pies

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ahahahhhaha. or snorting.....coke...

OR give you a MASSIVE Brain Freeze when having a Anti Suck Milk Shake