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Mar 13, 2007 | 03:51 PM

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Re: I like McDonalds because…

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…their straws are so big. It’* like drinking Coke through a culvert. Ahhh.

Crack users love them too for that very reason: the large diameter allows for maximum flow of the "goods".

Straw theft is a major problem at McDonald'* in high drug use areas.

Well, THAT explains the plain brown Crown Vic with the two guys in suits that'* been following me since I swiped an extra straw from Mac'*. I thought they were going to make me pony up the $0.025 for the stolen straw. I had no idea they were lookin' to bust my honkey a$$! I just wanted to roll it up and pop it.

yeah, mcdonalds straws give you the loudest pop

Mar 13, 2007 | 03:59 PM

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Their straws are good for shooting spitballs at people

Mar 13, 2007 | 04:03 PM

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Screw straws....they got snack wraps

Mar 13, 2007 | 04:54 PM

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Their straws are good for shooting spitballs at people

Sounds like this is spoken from personal experience.

Mar 13, 2007 | 05:15 PM

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Their straws are good for shooting spitballs at people

Sounds like this is spoken from personal experience.

Yeah boy

I can make them hurt!!!

Mar 13, 2007 | 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME

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Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead

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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME

Their straws are good for shooting spitballs at people

Sounds like this is spoken from personal experience.

Yeah boy

I can make them hurt!!!

The only way they can hurt is if you can produce enough pressure to dramatically increase the velocity of the damp wad. In other words, you have to be able to...umm...well...