what do you think happened when i was putting new pads ona c ar and doing a bleed, afetr the old pads were off but before the new pads were on i thought to myself "i dont wannt get brake fluid on these new pads, i better do the bleeding now before i put the pads on"

How'd that work out for you?

i say either put the old pads back on, or did a head to toe soaking of the new ones.

well i began the standard buddy pumps i bleed procedure and i thought to myself, why isnt this working? then all of a sudden, kersplash, the wheel cylinder fell out, the instant it happened i thought to myself 'wtf were you tihnking?'