Heard on the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down .'


A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,
And so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’* my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it'* half the price.'

Whoooops should not have said that!

Some times you just need to learn to keep your mouth shut.

hahahaha isnt it always like that

The picture is WIN

The picture is not real, but really just from a new internet phenomenon called "lying flat". That'* a great joke though, and so true.

ahahahaa
i guess its good to be single sometimes lol

Google Maps had something similar when a Street View van passed by a girl laying flat. I guess it is a phenomenon.

My wife would have never hesitated to get the beer. Well, in our house, we don't call it beer, we call it Liquid Zoloft!

Hilarious! Thanks for the good laugh.