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Old 08-26-2010, 10:26 PM   #1
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Heard on the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down .'


A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,
And so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’* my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it'* half the price.'



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Old 08-26-2010, 10:29 PM   #2
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Whoooops should not have said that!
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Some times you just need to learn to keep your mouth shut.
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hahahaha isnt it always like that
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The picture is WIN
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The picture is not real, but really just from a new internet phenomenon called "lying flat". That'* a great joke though, and so true.
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ahahahaa
i guess its good to be single sometimes lol
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The picture is not real, but really just from a new internet phenomenon called "lying flat". That'* a great joke though, and so true.
Google Maps had something similar when a Street View van passed by a girl laying flat. I guess it is a phenomenon.
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My wife would have never hesitated to get the beer. Well, in our house, we don't call it beer, we call it Liquid Zoloft!
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Hilarious! Thanks for the good laugh.
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