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Old 06-30-2006, 05:30 PM   #11
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thats hilarious. i read it to my fiancee, she loved it. i think im going to try a couple.
...that'* going to be another short lived romance...
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I think these work very well. It'* how I got my first wife! The dutch oven was a sure fire winner though!
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I think these work very well. It'* how I got my first wife! The dutch oven was a sure fire winner though!
How many have you had???
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Going on #7 now. Bet you'd never guess how old I am.
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Old 06-30-2006, 07:55 PM   #15
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You guys are going to make me Google Dutch Oven, aren't you...
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You guys are going to make me Google Dutch Oven, aren't you...
dont worry, i got this...

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Other uses in popular culture
The term "Dutch oven" is also jokingly used to refer to the act of farting in bed, then pulling the covers up over another'* head, so as to trap them with the stench. It may stem from the fact that the Dutch are seen as cheap, and this definition of dutch oven has free gas.

The "Dutch Oven" is also the name of Union College'* satirical newspaper.

The term "Dutch Oven" also refers to the very end of a blunt rolled with a Dutch Master cigar that contains no more marijuana and is smoked only for the THC residue or resin. This practice is said to originate in New Brunswick, New Jersey.[1].

The term "Dutch Oven" also refers to a room full of marijuana smoke.


prolly the first one there
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LMAO !!!
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I saw a variation of this a few weeks ago:
HOW TO TREAT A LADY

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she'* sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she'* sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for p****** and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "f*** you" and grab the other girls a**. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bit***** about the cold right now you're going to be bit***** about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party'* dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she'* coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it'* funny.

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

-Please, use this awesome knowledge for the betterment of MANkind...and dont be a p****...
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Thinking outside the box, I love it

I haven't laughed that hard all-freakin'-day.

Thanks UNCLE MOS.

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Aha! So THAT'* where the ex-husband got his ideas from....key word here "ex-husband".

Lol...that was seriously funny though...
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