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Old 07-06-2004, 04:32 PM   #1
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>Home remedies that REALLY WORK
> Home Remedies:
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> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
>boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
>instantly removed.
>
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
>someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
>using the sink.
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> 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
>awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
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> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
>rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
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> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
>be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit y! our thumb with a hammer, then you will
>forget about the tooth ache..
>
> AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The
> Rules of Life really are:
> You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it
> doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves
> and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
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> And finally... Be really good to your family and friends.
> You never know when you are going to need them to
> empty your bedpan.
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So, so true!! Duct tape will hold anything together forever. I once had a minor fender bender and my dad used duct tape to hold my headlight in place until I could get another bracket for it. I ended up getting hit by a drunk driver in the front end and the whole front end was crunched except the light which was held perfectly still in place.
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"The handyman'* secret weapon"
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>Home remedies that REALLY WORK
> Home Remedies:

> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
>boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
>instantly removed.
Also good when you have evil mini people of yourself trying to kill you from the inside out.

Army of Darkness!
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thats some funny stuff!
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>Home remedies that REALLY WORK
> Home Remedies:

> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
>boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
>instantly removed.
Also good when you have evil mini people of yourself trying to kill you from the inside out.

Army of Darkness!
Woohoo!
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