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Old 08-14-2006, 05:30 PM   #1
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A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument.

He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier'* Customer Service Hot Line.

"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow'* udder?"

"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it'* collected two gallons."
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sounds like somebody gots some explaining to do when wifey gets home...
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this is going to take a while.
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that'* gotta suck...

That'* like a years worth.
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drink alot of water...fast.
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That reminds me of this one time in college...
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drink alot of water...fast.
novel idea
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That reminds me of this one time in college...

you should probably take that to your grave
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That reminds me of this one time in college...

you should probably take that to your grave
I saw that but,I wasn't even going to ask
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Just a joke... I swear...
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