Not sure...but I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Um,.... I was thinking more in the lines of logistics, not consumption.

I was also.

I don't think there would have been enough local lumber to build a pyre big enough to do the job. I've never seen anyone that large since. Except on TV with some of those medical shows.... icky!

Hmmmmm, there is a stack of old RR ties behind our Train Depot. They burn hot and long.

Can't imagine what that would smell and smoke like...creosote and blubber would probably make for one nasty arse situation.

OK,..... I'm startin to feel like "Jerry Springer" material.

"They couldn't find a casket large enough, a crematory wide enough, and going fist city over what to do with good ole Uncle Rufus" The situation 'stagnates' as they square off. Stay tuned for "Redneck Repositories"