I couldn't resist. Should we name this one "Kevins Luck"

Roflmao!!!!!!!!

Ouch. Now that'* a work out.

When I was in the PD, I stood buy as our local Fire Department removed a very obese deceased individual from their home for the corner. They had to remove a picture window and use a fork lift, couple sheets of plywood and some piano straps.

The corner had to rent a refrigerated cube truck to transport and store the man. The whole affair took 4+ hours.

I'm not sure what the corner did once the body arrived at the morgue.

Rumor has it that the family had to have a custom casket made and needed two burial plots for him.

good god that'* bad iwould have gone for creamation

That is wrong on so many levels.

Especially if he was an alcoholic. It would have taken days for the fire to subside.

great and the FD would have been called in again

I'm not sure he would have fit in the retort. This guy was HUGE!!!!

Why am I thinking Luau

Make the voices in my head stop!