I was emailing a lady friend of mine today about how women avoid men that are interested in them. Better know as being "Dealt the Friend Card"...the names have been altered to protect the innocent

To bad we don't have enough girls on this site to contribute but...meh,

And for the record these may or may not relate to my experiences in the past

Can any of you love lorn boys relate?

Sharon: Went back to her cheating boyfriend for a 3rd time, and told the guy that their friendship was better then being together and she believed Dave would change...they separated after he slept her sister..."heres your card"...

Kat: The guy drove over 1 hr to take her out to dinner, after they went for a walk and she told him that "He was like the brother she never had..." heres your card...

Karina: Never returned his phone calls, then finally emailed him to say that she spent the night having make up sex with the once ex boyfriend...heres your card...

Danielle: The poor guy never had the gall to approach her...but she wrote in his yearbook...think of me when you are making the big bucks....heres your card

Jeannie: I He gave her the chance to give him a shot or go fix her relationship with Dan...she cried, then drove to see Dan...now they are engaged...heres your card..

Jodie: Told him shes not ready for a relationship after being with such a wonderful male specimen for 3 years (sarcastic, the ex was a rea loser)...heres your card...



Women

"oh you would be an excellent big brother to any girl".. here'* your card


"I wish my boyfriend was like you".. here'* your card

May ultimate favourite...I get this ALL THE TIME

You're too nice...heres your card

Why not just and get it over with...


"I"m afraid I"m no good for you" or "I"d hurt you"



Guys ... we just say "umm.. no"

Brother...thanks for being on the same page with me...

You're a good friend and I don't want to mess that up...Got that one too many times to count...

Heh...thats true, seems like the nice ones would rather be with the guys that wear their asses as hats meh, thats me venting :P

You did alright tho Wildfeller, same with you Drifter

There are so many women on this campus, I can't choose. I don't want a relationship. I just wanna have fun.

Yeah...Now if I can just keep her... :?

No sweat buddy...good man like you...she'* all yours