"Your too good for me" Heres your card

"If i knew you were so sweet when I met you, I would go out with you in an instant." heres your card

That'* the story of my life!

hehe
I love it
and you better believe Murdock did ok

"the more time I spend with you the more I don't wan"t to loose our friendship"( returned to the same ex 9 times)

HERE IS YOUR DAMN CARD

"I'm afraid that I would cheat on you and hurt you" here is your card!

"I don't think my parentws would like you".. here'* your card

I love this post; it is so true. What is it that keeps us coming back for more? Never mind, I just remembered about three good reasons.

Anyway, here’* my personal favourite based on experience:

“I care about you so much but we can’t be together because… I don’t trust myself with you.” (Here’* your card.)

try being a chick. By age 18, I have been proposed to three times and have already been through one failed engagement. He lied, cheated, and dumped me for a tiny blonde three years younger (jailbait, he'* 18 ). Whatever, i'm better off without him

I still have a better one.....

"I don't wanna be more than friends, but can we f***?" Here'* your !@#$%^&* card!!!!!!!!!!!

--Christine

Oh ya...the ol "f*** buddy" card

Thats a dicey one :?

Been there, done that. Except i was cheated on with:
1. a pregnant girl on welfare with no job/life
2. a psycho stripper with missing teeth (honest, she did)
3. a 400lbs girl with a kid. Who also happened to sleep with my OTHER EX while i happened to be with him. Strange coincidence? I think not.
4. another welfare case, who "licks a$$es" (isn't that gross, it'* the first thing she said to my sister..."my name is lacey and i like to a$$")
5. His friend'* girlfriend, who is on welfare, has grade 7 edu. and now has a kid.
6. a girl who he is with now, who is about 80lbs, has no figure (ie. no chest - how do you go from me to that???) who he continues to abuse, from all that i hear.

Makes you feel really great about yourself having someone cheating on you with THAT stufff huh??

him: "i love you and i want to be with you and that will never happen again. I can love you more than the guy you are with now. I won't ever kick in the side of your car again. I won't even slash your whole family'* tires again. I even bought you a $3500 ring but threw it out the window"
me: "i'm on the phone with the police over your restraining-order, probation-breaking *** right this second. " Take your f'ing card!

lol i like you already

Sorry that all that crap has happened to you, i feel lucky that i have only been cheated on once and lied to constantly once......

Any guys I date anymore generally know that if they do something I really really don't like, I'm gone. They generally don't mess with me, cause anymore i am pretty hard to catch in the first place. Go me.

Guys who try to be f*** buddies with me anymore and bug me about it more than once usually get the cruelty of being led on and let down, all on the phone, in the comfort of my own home. Justice is served. Give them their card when they think you're getting yours.

--Christine