Had A Bad Day?
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Had A Bad Day?
A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making Harley biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY !
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then a wise *** like you shows up and drinks the whole thing!"
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY !
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then a wise *** like you shows up and drinks the whole thing!"
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