What ford really means....

Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fith On Race Day
Failed On Race Day
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

copied from internet lol

I go to see 3fast 3furious or whatever the heck you call the seqel to 2fast 2furious and this is how I'm treated while I'm gone coping????

**cries tears of sadness over ford badges that so happen to be sandwiching gxp venom'* plate**

At what RPM did she die?

She didn't have a tach :( and I couldn't hear the engine over the music/myself yelling multible obsenities relizing the blue smoke from coming from my car

Dude , I am so sorry ta hear your Ford died.......I never had the lock of your hair so the curse wasnt fulfilled......but Gypsy power is an awesome phenomena. And i am desended from a long bloodline of such.

Galima naudotis žodynu ir savo lietuvių kalbos gramatikos žiniomis, kad tobulėtų jū*ų lietuvių kalbos žinios. Visa pagalba ir visi pataisymai yra naudingi.

Cover yourself with the blood of a freshly killed chicken blood and recite the above 3 times looking to the east. It wont fix your Ford but it will ward off any more evil.

Personally, i think the curse of dead humiliated bARNEYS KILLED YOUR FORD.... Better talk to Chris.

What the hell are you smoking and where do I get some?

its a joke about ga93sle'* car, a barney doll, and a heck of a lot of teasing. Good luck with getting a new engine or a new vehicle.

I never meant that sqela'* problem was a joke, he and I have talked alot in the present and past. Just trying to make light of it . I do feel sorry for ya man, and the phrase is for real ....not just gibberish- Good luck on your car and now you'll have to get that Bonnie fixed...........or I could sell ya a Maverick ,........No?........How 'bout a GRENADA. Good luck Sqela and dont touch that Barney again and keep your car away from Pats.