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Old 04-13-2005, 01:36 PM   #1
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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Haha. Got to remember that one just incase I need it someday
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HA! Thats just perfect to say when you happen to stumble across two women swiming naked in a pond.
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HA! Thats just perfect to say when you happen to stumble across two women swiming naked in a pond.
omg.....i didnt get it till i read the replys.... i thought there was actaully a gator in there.....IDIOT!
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HA! Thats just perfect to say when you happen to stumble across two women swiming naked in a pond.
omg.....i didnt get it till i read the replys.... i thought there was actaully a gator in there.....IDIOT!
That'* okay, it happens to the best of us sometimes You've had a rough week.
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Ok MOS......That one was actually a good one LOL
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LOL glad I can help ya there haro!
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I think I may have to use that one today................THANKS!!!!!!!!
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