Golfing with the Wife
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Golfing with the Wife
Golfing with the Wife
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into
a pasture of cows." "We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I
walked
over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife'*
monogram-- stuck right in the middle of the cow'* butt."
"That'* when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow'* tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that"!
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into
a pasture of cows." "We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I
walked
over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife'*
monogram-- stuck right in the middle of the cow'* butt."
"That'* when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow'* tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that"!
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