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Old 08-29-2006, 02:19 PM   #1
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Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died Would you get married again
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not Don't you like being married"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes au dible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it'* a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs
HUSBAND: "No, she'* left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Oh Shi*!!!"
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Damn women and their trickery!
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Haha, he'* gonna get physically hurt
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Wonder how long it took the ambulance to get there
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Wonder how long it took the ambulance to get there
Probably a long time IF she ever did call the ambulance She might have just disposed of the body
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LMAO!

Bodies make great fertilizer... I just saw "Screen Window" last night.
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LMAO!

Bodies make great fertilizer... I just saw "Screen Window" last night.
I saw on CourtTV where a guy rented a woodchipper and chipped someones body into a lake at like 2am. Only one small piece of evidence was found on shore and that is what got the guy convicted.
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Bodies make great fertilizer... I just saw "Screen Window" last night.
I saw on CourtTV where a guy rented a woodchipper and chipped someones body into a lake at like 2am. Only one small piece of evidence was found on shore and that is what got the guy convicted.
IIRC,it was a tooth
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