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Old 11-24-2005, 11:08 PM   #1
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Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?" "For doing what you did, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. And, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life." "In fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF! She was gone! After Dave recovered from the shock, he yelled for his friend, "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here in the p***y willows." Dave shouts back . . . "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING!"
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ahaha. That was good.
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LMAO Im tellin that one tomorrow!
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Nice one PDad!
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