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Old 07-03-2006, 02:03 PM   #1
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I never knew Golf was such an adult activity....

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft'* all bent.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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I don't think I should comment on this thread. I might take it further into the gutter. LOL
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Since when has that ever stopped ya' ????
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I'm trying to show a little smidge of restraint. Don't get me started cuz you never know what I might come up with
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Ohh, I came up with a few!

11. Hit the ball gently, not HARD
12. Hold my balls so they don't get wet.
13. That ball is hard to hit!
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13. That ball is hard to hit!
... because they are too small....
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I'm trying to show a little smidge of restraint. Don't get me started cuz you never know what I might come up with
Come on.....use your imagination
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14. I think I got a defective ball, it'* soft, will you feel my balls and tell me what you think?

Okay I may be stretching on that one but it could happen
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