I never knew Golf was such an adult activity....

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft'* all bent.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

I don't think I should comment on this thread. I might take it further into the gutter. LOL

Since when has that ever stopped ya' ????

I'm trying to show a little smidge of restraint. Don't get me started cuz you never know what I might come up with

Ohh, I came up with a few!

11. Hit the ball gently, not HARD
12. Hold my balls so they don't get wet.
13. That ball is hard to hit!

... because they are too small....

Come on.....use your imagination

14. I think I got a defective ball, it'* soft, will you feel my balls and tell me what you think?

Okay I may be stretching on that one but it could happen