Heh, it'* a bad excuse, but I couldn't make the court date they would have given me, since I'm usually 2 1/2 hours away

Works for me. Between the gas and your time you're probably further ahead.
Just out of curiousty, why were you not guilty?

sigh, guess I'll have to tell it once again.

Ok, so I was trying to merge onto a small 4-lane highway, when this red caravan started speeding up blocking me off (his son just stared out the window at me which infuriated me). Note there was also a brown accord in my rearview speeding up, so my only option was speeding up, or I would go into the ditch. So, I stomped on that mighty L67 hammer and off I was. I barely made it, and the accord next to me I think had to stop, because I couldn't see it in my rearview. I didn't realize how fast I was going, and about 100 feet past the onramp, there was a cop just WAITING for me. Yeah.... God hates me

Sorry for making you have to retell the story. I know how annoying that can be.
Stuff like that happens to me all the time.
And, God doesn't hate you, but judging all teh problems I've hadlately, I think he hates Bonnevilles. He must drive a Taurus.
Or, maybe he'* a ricer.

LMAO!