This thread got side tracked and doesn't sound random anymore....
Random:



What seems to be the Problem, Officer?

That cop is a hater. He only pulled them over because his wife is a fat nasty slob and he wants to look at that hot *** more.

Like a missile blowing up the moon... Drop D!

AaaaaaaaaaaPLOPPLEWPLOWBANG!

You know your too drunk to drive when you swerve to avoid a tree then realize its only the air freshner hangin from your mirror

95% of american drivers say "Oh ****" Before they Drive into a ditch
the other 5% are rednecks and they say "Hold my beer n watch this ****!!!"

if your truck aint muddy you aint driving it right

I'm madder than a parapalegic with a stack of scratch offs

2000 posts
i need a life
cheeers

ops nvm i was only at 1999, now im 2000


why do i have to wait 30 seconds
JOHN!

Congratulations on being a "*****." LOL

Did someone say *****?

Get on my level