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Old 05-24-2010, 11:41 PM   #1
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old. Well . . . You'll love this one;

my name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school ..

'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

When did you graduate?' i asked.

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled faced,

fat-assed,

gray-haired,

decrepit

son-of-a-b----

asked,

"what did you teach"???
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Ouch, not cool.
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That dentist would be getting one his tools up his nostril for that one
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Yea, don't make fun of a ladies age when they are within choking distance!
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