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Old 03-11-2011, 01:02 AM   #1
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
18 - 22 a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
23 - 30 a woman is like America: well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
31 - 45 a woman is like India: very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty
46 - 55 a woman is like France: gently ageing but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things
56 - 60 she is like Yugoslavia: lost the war, haunted by past mistakes & in need of massive reconstruction
From 61 onwards a woman is like Afghanistan: everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
15 - 80 a man is like Libya: ruled by a dick.
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