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Old 02-10-2005, 10:11 PM
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A man is sitting on a couch with a spray bottle on his hand. He tells his wife:
"I killed 5 flies today, 3 males and 2 females."
His wife says: "How do you know wether they were male or female?"
He says: ""Well, when I sprayed them, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
Old 02-10-2005, 10:25 PM
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UNGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Ireli
A man is sitting on a couch with a spray bottle on his hand. He tells his wife:
"I killed 5 flies today, 3 males and 2 females."
His wife says: "How do you know wether they were male or female?"
He says: ""Well, when I sprayed them, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
LMAO......
Old 02-10-2005, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
Originally Posted by Ireli
A man is sitting on a couch with a spray bottle on his hand. He tells his wife:
"I killed 5 flies today, 3 males and 2 females."
His wife says: "How do you know wether they were male or female?"
He says: ""Well, when I sprayed them, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
LMAO......
LMFAO x2
Old 02-10-2005, 10:42 PM
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lol!
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*waiting for PJ to say something........* lol
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Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
*waiting for PJ to say something........* lol

BZZZZZZZ....BZZ...BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
*waiting for PJ to say something........* lol
WHAT!??!?!?! I actually thought that one was funny. So there, I'm not a total spoil sport :P ...
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