-----: Things Have Gender


You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender; For
example...

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It'* an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it'* often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there'* the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it'* always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it'* handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female....... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.

LOL



priceless

Not bad, I think number one needs to be female though

yup

I disagree with you guys...number one is right on.

Seriously I thought this was going to be a strange discussion on Spanish and gender agreement (anyone who'* taken spanish...or maybe french too...will know what I mean). So glad it wasn't, LOL, that was funny.

k...maybe #1 is transexual

Nah, if you could see right through us girls then you would have us figured out and I have yet to find a guy who honestly thinks he'* figured us girls out. :P

i think me and the other guys are thinking of a ziplock bag in a different manner...as it being a bag...and having a hole...

correct me if im wrong

Dude! LOL! I wasn't, but I know where you're going with this!!! LOL.

haha aight..im just a sick f***er