Walking into the bar Mike said to Charlie the bartender "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over" Mike replied "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that'* a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed you little chicken-****".

Hahaha...

Good one

Ha, didn't expect that one.

Yep, the secret to a long marriage, fear.

..and great hiding places!

I just take my beatings, I'm going to get it sooner or later, may as well get it over with.

Well, yeah, you can take it, your, literally, a barbarian

i smell like pancakes.....LOL funny joke kev

Hiding under the bed is like backing yourself in a corner. No easy way out