Probably from Half Baked

"-Samson told us everything.... about his love life
--I'm impotent... get off me biotch"

or

"I want to take it to the car wash" and "Write that down"

both from VanWilder

the "Cat Game" spiel from Super Troopers

Man, i can't believe i forgot that one. :? That'* one of my very favorites!!!

And thank you for not trying to find my house

From Army of Darkness:

-"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
-"Yo, she-b*tch, let'* go!"
-"Give me some sugar, baby."
-"GROOVY!"
-"See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!"
-"Hail to the king, baby."

And from The Craft:

-"Watch out for the weirdos, girls." "We are the weirdos, mister."

I have so many more, but I can't remember them right now. :?

goosefraba(sp) from anger management.

Here'* a few:

Stephen from Braveheart :"The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It'* drawn the finest people."


Donkey from Shrek :"This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles!"


From LOTR Gimli:"What'* happening out there?!"
Legolas:"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

best qoute'*:

"meow"
"am i drinking milk from a saucer"
"am i all nimbly bimbly"
"i believe it when me **** turn purple and smell like orange sherbert"
All from the classic movie Super Troopers

Top Gun Qoutes:

Goose: “Is this your idea of fun, Mav?”

Goose: “Watch the birdie!"
Maverick: "Geez, I crack myself up!”

Maverick: “This is what I call a target-rich environment.”

Maverick: “She'* lost that lovin' feelin'.”
Goose: “She'* lo... No she hasn't!”
Maverick: “Yes, she has.”
Goose: “She has not lost that lovin'...”
Maverick: “Goose, she'* lost it.”
Goose: “Mav, come on. I hate it when she does that.”

Maverick: “I feel the need...”
Mav & Goose: “the need... for speed!”

Carole: “Hey, Goose, you big stud!”
Goose: “That'* me, honey!”
Carole: “Take me to bed or lose me forever!”
Goose: “Show me the way home, honey!”

Merlin: “What are you doing! You're slowing down, you're slowing down!”
Maverick: “I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin.”
Merlin: “You're gonna do what?”


Viper: “Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.”
Hollywood: “Holy ****, it'* Viper!”


Goose: “The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.”

From Liar, Liar:

Bailiff: “Yo, Fletcher, how'* it hangin'?”
Fletcher: “Short, shriveled, and always to the left!”

Argh! All the ones from AoD were taken!
I've seen too many movies to get a quote from.
I'll throw this one in from Star Wars
Obi Wan to Solo:
"Whos more the fool? The fool? or the fool who follows him?"