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Old 10-05-2006, 08:10 PM   #1
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Default Exercise - I don't think so ....

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She'* 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is !

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

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I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up on our body.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

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And last but not least:
I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Or it makes ya spill yer beer??
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