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Old 02-06-2006, 03:12 PM   #1
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Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car'* hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman'* bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one'* self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one'* partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Those are good!!!

Quit stealing my thunder, tho, dammit!!!
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Quit stealing my thunder, tho, dammit!!!
like that would ever happen
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