Dress Code for the Over 60 Crowd
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Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
7. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
8. Thongs and Depends
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
7. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
8. Thongs and Depends
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