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Old 04-23-2005, 02:50 AM   #1
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A man goes into the doctor for a physical. As the doctor is finishing up he says, "and lastly, I will need semen, urine, and stool samples." The man says, "I'm in a real hurry, can I just leave my underwear?"
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short and sweet... good one
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ummm.....EWWWWWWW!
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UUUHHHHHHH.............................DAT'* NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gross dood..bwhahahah
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Doctors don't need anything else when they have urine samples.


But that'* kind of .... funny anyway.
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Haha, that'* good.
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Golf Clap......
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