Three doctors were out golfing, comparing recent experiences. One doctor said "A woman came to me who had been in an industrial accident and lost all ten fingers. I sewed them back on and now she'* playing in the London Orchestra!"

The next doctor had a similar story; "A young quadrapalegic came to me, I operated on him and now he'* winning Olympic medals!"

The last doctor said, "That'* nothing! A lady came to me, she was riding her horse on the train tracks, when a train came out of nowhere and killed them both! All I could salvage was the horse'* *** and her blonde hair, and now she'* running for President!"

Thats a true story, I swear!!!

That'* the funniest dang thing I have read in long time.