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Old 06-03-2010, 11:34 PM   #1
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between the words 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment. His son was a man of the modern world, so he answered in a forthright way: 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh, my Gawd. I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes, 'potentially,'
you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.
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ROFL that'* great
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Heard it before and it'* still funny! Thanks for the chuckle!
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