Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on
me from the
beginning,and when I confront him, he denies
everything. What'* worse,
everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he
lost his job four years ago, he hasn't even looked for
a new one. All he
does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with
his pals, while I
have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went
away to college,
he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am
a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless
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Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete'* sake, you don't need
him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!