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Old 11-15-2003, 02:49 AM   #1
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Let'* both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it, and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon, however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let'* swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him so he asked her what was wrong.

"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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*as the crowd lets out a truimphant groan*

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lol

(better throw an adult warning on this before willwren spanks you)
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Aint that the truth
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lol

(better throw an adult warning on this before willwren spanks you)
Bill'* too drunk to notice by now (Edit, edit fast!)
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Good save. Good joke, too. I've heard variants of that before.
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hehehehehehehe

I'm amused Thanks, i needed a laugh

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