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Old 06-21-2006, 11:40 AM   #1
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their
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The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, 72, died of heart
failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"Second body: Irishman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it
all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. William Randolf Barrette, 6th year student at the University of Miss. 30, was struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken..."
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Ooooohhhh and coming from a Miss resident at that...lol
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Ooooohhhh and coming from a Miss resident at that...lol
I'm a transplant so it'* okay!! I'm a darn yankee from Chicago and cringe when folks here call it Ill i noise!!
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