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Old 08-26-2005, 12:06 AM   #1
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Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb
making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.


If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my
butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.


The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an
oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American
flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am
Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No ****?"


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lol. that'* great.
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ha ha ha ha ha I passed that on at work
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