A teenager goes into a pharmacy. He'* a little bit shy when talking to the pharmacist. "I'd like to buy some condoms" he says. The pharmacists asks him,

"Have you ever bought condoms before son?"

"Nope."

"Well, this is how it works," the pharacist says "We've got the three pack for when you are in high school. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Then we have a 7 pack when you are in college - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then we've got a 12 pack for when you are married. "January, February, …."

BOO, that one isn't funny

Made me laugh

because its true?

granted I wouldn't know

How would you re-write it?

That there should be a box of 365 or even 370 )when once a day just isn't enough)

this reminds me of the one where the boy and his girlfriend are gunna have sex for the first time and he goes to the pharmacy to get condoms and he talks to the pharmacist about sex and such, and then he goes to meet his girlfriends parents, and when theyre sitting at dinner he has his head down not talking and his girlfriend says, "i didnt know you were so shy" and the boy says, "i didnt know your dad was a pharmacist"

You must still be in your dirty thirties.

I was like that in my 20'*, 30'*, and now I'll soon be 41 I just enjoy that particular activity when with the right person

Screw rubber, I'm going bareback!