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Old 12-14-2006, 10:28 PM   #1
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A woman goes to her boyfriend'* parents'
house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family
and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin
eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little
discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making
her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a
dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard
the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend'* father looked over at
the dog that had been snoozing under the woman'*
chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big
smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning
to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even
hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"
A few minutes later the woman had to let another
rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She
let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with
disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from
her, before she ***** on you!"
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Lol

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Must have been an awkward moment
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