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Old 09-11-2007, 12:58 AM   #1
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A Chinese couple gets married - and she'* a virgin. Truth be told, he is
not too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bedsheets as her husband
undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My
darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I
pomise
you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want.

Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will
impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want...... numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
one
he queries..............

"You want.......Beef wif Broccori?"
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oh boy thats bad. LOL the wife will love it !
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LOL Thats a god one
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